we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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