Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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