When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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