He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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