You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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