Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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