u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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