I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.