Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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