i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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