the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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