Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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