he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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