I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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