You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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