Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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