can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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