i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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