I just made out with a guy for $7.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
How's work?
Spinning.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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