i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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