i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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