How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your cock deserves a montage
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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