hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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