Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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