By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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