"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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