I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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