I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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