I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just made my gag reflex go away.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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