He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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