But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I party with great urgency now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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