no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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