and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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