Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sorry about my life...
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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