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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Three words: puerto rican gang bang

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.

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• (925): View more from California

  He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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• (916): View more from California

  You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again

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• (817): View more from Texas

  But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list

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