Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

Fav 1 1236 1450
share tweet
(214): View more from Texas

i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

(1-214): View more from Texas

oh fuck your right

Fav 21 4739 1187
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(716): View more from New York

I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?

Fav 24 9578 968
share tweet
(910): View more from North Carolina

i should start naming my morning wood

(201): View more from New Jersey

great idea but wrong number

Fav 24 8646 1447
share tweet
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
Read it at the TFLN blog
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.

Fav 15 4945 1213
share tweet
(778): View more from British Columbia

I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college

Fav 13 4864 1965
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(479): View more from Arkansas

I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.

Fav 9 1794 775
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.

Fav 3 1027 647
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(269): View more from Michigan

I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother

Fav 0 24 48
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT