break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother