My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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