i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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