summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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