I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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