i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I skipped work to stalk him.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
