i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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