He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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