Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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