Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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