Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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