5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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