I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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