Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
40s are totally the cure
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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