Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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