i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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