no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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