Whod you bang
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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