Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
