Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm jealous of your bromance
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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