Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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