Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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