my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
worst night to have a conscience
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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