Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
