at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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