On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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