butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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