Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
