At least make sure they are 18
Why
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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