You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I licked your asshole in confidence.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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