Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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